Mr. DJ, Let's Get It Together

It is to my understanding that we are supposed to have learned our ABC's and 123's in kindergarten because I know I did. So it's difficult to process grown men being revoltingly peevish in my right ear about miscalculations made on their behalf, or the continuing lack of being able to count the days on a calendar. This annoyance not only gives me a nagging headache but it's a waste of space in my Google e-mail account and frankly I don't have time for it. I'm sorry you can't count or make simple calculations...Use your fingers like little children do and if at your age you don't know how to spell your own name and address or know how to spell the countless aliases you use, please ask your mother before you hit us up complaining about not getting it right. I mean it is YOUR information if I'm not mistaken.