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女人叹了口气:"看来,这些年身上有了几个钱,你就真的把什么都忘了.二十年前,咱们第一次出远门做生意,没想到被人骗了个精光,连回家的路费都没了.经过这里的时候,你要了一碗馄饨给我吃,我知道,那时候你身上就剩下五毛钱了......"
男人听到这里,身子一震,打量了四周:"这,这里......" 女人说:"对,就是这里,我永远也不会忘记的,那时它还是一间又小又破的馄饨店 ."
男人默默地低下头,女人转头对在一旁发愣的服务员道:"姑娘,请给我再拿只空碗来."
服务员很快拿来了一只空碗,女人捧起面前的馄饨,拨了一大半到空碗里,轻轻推到男人面前:"吃吧,吃完了我们一块走回家!"
男人盯着面前的半碗馄饨,很久才说了句:"我不饿. "女人眼里闪动着泪光,喃喃自语:"二十年前,你也是这么说的!"说完,她盯着碗没有动汤匙,就这样静静地坐着.
男人说:"你怎么还不吃?"女人又哽咽了:"二十年前,你也是这么问我的.我记得我当时回答你.要吃就一块吃,要不吃就都不吃,现在,还是这句话!"
男人默默无语,伸手拿起了汤匙.不知什么原因,拿着汤匙的手抖得厉害,舀了几次,馄饨都掉下来.最后,他终于将一个馄饨送到了嘴里,使劲一吞,整个都吞到了肚子里.当他舀第二个馄饨的时候,眼泪突然"叭嗒`叭嗒"往下掉.
女人见他吃了,脸上露出了笑容,也拿起汤匙开始吃.馄饨一进嘴,眼泪同时滴进了碗里.这对夫妻就和着眼泪把一碗馄饨分吃完了.
放下汤匙,男人抬头轻声问女人:"饱了么?"
女人摇了摇头.男人很着急,突然他好象想起了什么,弯腰脱下一只皮鞋,拉出鞋垫,手往里面摸,没想到居然摸出了五块钱.他怔了怔,不敢相信地瞪着手里的钱.
女人微笑的说道:"二十年前,你骗我说只有五毛钱了,只能买一碗馄饨,其实呢,你还有五毛钱,就藏在鞋底里.我知道,你是想藏着那五毛钱,等我饿了的时候再拿出来.后来你被逼吃了一半馄饨,知道我一定不饱,就把钱拿出来再买了一碗!" 顿了顿,她又说道,"还好你记得自己做过的事,这五块钱,我没白藏!"
男人把钱递给服务员:"给我们再来一碗馄饨."服务员没有接钱,快步跑开了,不一会,捧回来满满一大碗馄饨.
男人往女人碗里倒了一大半:"吃吧,趁热!"
女人没有动,说:"吃完了,咱们就得走回家了,你可别怪我,我只是想在分手前再和你一起饿一回.苦一回!"
男人一声不吭,低头大口大口吞咽着,连汤带水,吃得干干净净.他放下碗催促女人道:"快吃吧,吃好了我们走回家!"
女人说:"你放心,我说话算话,回去就签字,钱我一分不要,你和哪个女人好,娶个十个八个,mbt on sale,我也不会管你了....."
男人猛地大声喊了起来:"回去我就把那张离婚协议书烧了,还不行吗?"说完,他居然号啕大哭,"我错了,还不行吗?我脑袋抽筋了,还不行吗?"
女人面带笑容,平静地吃完了半碗馄饨,然后对服务员:"姑娘,结帐吧.",
一直在旁观看的老板张先锋猛然惊醒,快步走了过来,挡住了女人的手,却从身上摸出了两张百元大钞递了过去:"既然你们回去就把离婚协议书烧了,为什么还要走路回家呢?"
男人和女人迟疑地看着张先锋,张先锋微笑道:"咱们都是老熟人了,你们二十年前吃的馄饨,就是我卖的,那馄饨就是我老婆亲手做的!"说罢,他把钱硬塞到男人手中,头也不回地走了.....
张先锋回到办公室,从抽屉取出那张早已拟好的离婚协议书,怔怔地看了半晌,喃喃自语地说:"看来,我的脑袋也抽筋了..."
分手时想想以前,那个陪你甘苦与共的人,一路走来,其实你们的故事并不短; 时间慢慢过去,那些感动却一点一点封存。其实最疼你的人不是那个甜言蜜语哄你开心的人,也许就是在鞋底藏5元钱, 在最后的时候把最后一点东西省着给你吃,却说不饿的人……
看完了故事,你知道什么是老婆了吗?
老婆,就是那个为了省钱帮你买一份中意的礼物,却宣称自己是在节食的“傻瓜女人” 。
老婆,就是那个为了爱你,而放弃整片森林,一心想陪在你身边和你慢慢变老的“庸俗女人”。
老婆,就是那个不许你看别的女人、提别的女人、赞美别的女人的“小气女人” 。
老婆,就是那个保存着你发给她的每一条甜蜜信息,时常翻来看着乐的“花痴女人”。
老婆,就是那个总是嚷嚷着要宰你一顿,请她吃饭时,却说自己不饿的“可爱女人” 。
老婆,就是那个你说想买一双板鞋,跑遍全世界去找,结果却告诉你是偶尔看到就买回来的“虚伪女人” 。
老婆,就是那个你不在她身边,她无比想念,天天对着手机望眼欲穿的“可怜女人” 。
老婆,就是那个在你打游戏,睡觉的时候,打电话发短信来说“我想你了”的“可恨女人” 。
老婆,就是那个只要有你的支持,就敢奋勇向前毫无畏惧的“白痴女人” 。
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老婆,就是那个一听见别人说你不好,就据理力争誓死捍卫的“泼辣女人”
老婆,就是那个很坚强,很有自尊心,但在你面前却任性赖皮的“小女人” 。
男人,记住:老婆,就是那个只允许你吃她亏的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你有了她而不再会想其他女人的女人。
老婆,就是那个让一向吝啬的你,舍得在她身上花钱而竟然不心痛的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你甘愿放弃睡懒觉,而起床为她做早餐的女人。
老婆,就是那个让从前心高气傲大男子主义的你,变成会迁就、体谅的男人的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你觉得洗碗洗衣服也很有男子气概的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你懂得责任,只要她幸福,再辛苦也变得值得的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你每个空余时间都希望有她陪伴,哪怕只是不说话的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你因为她感冒而担心,看到她多吃一碗饭而开心的女人。
老婆,就是那个让你愿意撑起一把伞,去挡住她头上乌云的女人。
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这天,白云酒楼里来了两位客人,一男一女,四十岁上下,穿着不俗,男的还拎着一个旅行包,看样子是一对出来旅游的夫妻.
服务员笑吟吟地送上菜单.男的接过菜单直接递女的,说:"你点吧,想吃什么点什么."女的连看也不看一眼,抬头对服务员说:"给我们来碗馄饨就行了!"
服务员一怔,哪有到白云酒楼吃馄饨的?再说,酒楼里也没,她以为自己没听清楚,不安的望着那个女顾客.女人又把自己的话重复了一遍,旁边的男人这时候发话了:"吃什么馄饨,又不是没钱?"
女人摇摇头说:"我就是要吃馄饨!" 男人愣了愣,看到服务员惊讶的目光,很难为情地说:"好吧.请给我们来两碗馄饨."
"不! " 女人赶紧补充道,"只要一碗!" 男人又一怔,一碗怎么吃?女人看男人皱起了眉头,就说:"你不是答应的,一路上都听我的吗?"
男人不吭声了,抱着手靠在椅子上.旁边的服务员露着了一丝鄙夷的笑意,心想:这女人抠门抠到家了.上酒楼光吃馄饨不说,两个人还只要一碗.她冲女人撇了撇嘴:"对不起,我们这里没有馄饨卖,两位想吃还是到外面大排挡去吃吧!"
女人一听,感到很意外,想了想才说:"怎么会没有馄饨卖呢?你是嫌生意小不愿做吧?"
这会儿,酒楼老板张先锋恰好经过,他听到女人的话,便冲服务员招招手,服务员走过去埋怨道:"老板,你看这两个人,上这只点馄饨吃,这不是存心捣乱吗?"
张先锋微微一笑,冲她摆摆手.他也觉得很奇怪:看这对夫妻的打扮,应该不是吃不起饭的人,估计另有什么想法.不管怎样,生意上门,没有往外推的道理。
他小声吩咐服务员:"你到外面买一碗馄饨回来,多少钱买的,等会结帐时多收一倍的钱!"说完他拉张椅子坐下,开始观察起这对奇怪的夫妻.
过了一会,服务员捧回一碗热气腾腾的馄饨,往女人面前一放,说 :"请两位慢用 ."
看到馄饨,女人的眼睛都亮了,她把脸凑到碗面上,深深地吸了一口气,然后 ,用汤匙轻轻搅拌着碗里的馄饨,好象舍不得吃,半天也不见送到嘴里.
男人瞪大眼睛看着女人,又扭头看看四周,感觉大家都在用奇怪的眼光盯着他们,顿感无地自容,恨恨地说道:"真搞不懂你在搞什么,千里迢迢跑来 ,就为了吃这碗馄饨?"
女人抬头说道:"我喜欢!"
男人一把拿起桌上的菜单:"你爱吃就吃吧,我饿了一天了,要补补." 他便招手叫服务员过来,一气点了七八个名贵的菜.
女人不急不慢,等男人点完了菜.这才淡淡地对服务员说:"你最好先问问他有没有钱,当心他吃霸王餐."
没等服务员反应过来,男人就气红了脸:"放屁!老子会吃霸王餐?老子会没钱?"他边说边往怀里摸去,突然"咦"的一声:"我的钱包呢?"他索性站了起来,在身上又是拍又是捏,这一来竟然发现手机也失踪了.男人站着怔了半晌,最后将眼光投向对面的女人.
女人不慌不忙地说道:"你别瞎忙活了,钱包和手机我昨晚都扔到河里了."
男人一听,火了:"你疯了!"女人好象没听见一样,继续缓慢的搅拌着碗里的馄饨.男人突然想起什么,拉开随身的旅行包,伸手在里面猛掏起来.
女人冷冷说了句:"别找了,你的手表,还有我的戒指,咱们这次带出来所有值钱的东西,我都扔河里了.我身上还有五块钱,只够买这碗馄饨了!"
男人的脸刷地白了,一屁股坐下来,愤怒的瞪着女人:"你真是疯了,你真是疯了!咱们身上没有钱,那么远的路怎么回去啊?"
女人却一脸平静,不温不火地说:"你急什么?再怎么着,我们还有两条腿,走着走着就到家了."
男人沉闷的哼了一声.女人继续说道:"二十年前,咱们身上一分钱也没有,不也照样回到家了吗?那时侯的天.比现在还冷呢!"
男人听了这句,不由的瞪直了眼:"你说,你说什么?"女人问:"你真的不记得了?"男人茫然的摇摇头.
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Examiner: What qualifications?
candidates: not completed primary school.
examiner: a fight it?
candidates: routine.
examiner: a criminal record it?
candidates: just come out.
Examiner: physical it?
candidates: you can, kick the can kicked over a small tricycle vendors.
Examiner: Ganna people thing?
candidates: This is my strength, like the same things take their own.
examiner: the old man dare it?
candidates: side dishes, Andie is playing so I disabled the.
Examiner: Do you pass the exam, and we chased need is people like you!
Examiner: ask an accident how to do?
candidates: say that they are temporary.
Examiner: Tonight at work
2, day in buses, crowded and a woman because the collision occurred.
fashionable girl back to Fei Yan said:
women feel angry, replied:
bus driver to stop, lying on the steering wheel on the laugh!
two:
super crowded bus, a woman standing in the doorway.
from the car behind the crowd around a GG to get off with that woman said simply:
the woman did not move.
GG squeeze past when stepped on her.
results amazing woman, and constantly scolded:
GG has not been speaking, when the tolerance can not get off, and go back to that woman, said: A:
Later, a small MM have to get off, squeeze sheepishly said:
woman did not speak, but floated from the edge of the sentence:
3, Confucius; fight with a brick call, not Yi chaos peace! According to the first peace! Almost die and then peace!
Buddha; nonsense! I am Buddha of compassion! Yi is not much peace! A brick and almost died! ! !
4, Monday, I get on the train, in addition to the 1 dollar car with nothing. Terminal from the starting station to sit, feeling all the way to self-calm. But get off at the terminal, we found more than a piece of paper pants: 1 cents. To the terminal and found that paying the money in the wallet was stuffed a note: 100 counterfeit. To the terminal and found the money was still being wallet was stuffed a note: the envelopes, which installed the stack expired Strait personnel report. To the terminal and found the envelope still, come up with a look at the newspaper, newspapers have been replaced by the latest report of the Strait of people, take away a piece of paper: ! - To the terminal, the phone still, more than a piece of paper: To the terminal and found the gun was gone, was stuffed in the waistband piece of paper: The results did not squeeze too many people up. The next bus was waiting when I touched the pockets, found more than 20 quick money, as well as a note: You want to go play cars go, please stop the whole we environment worse. My friend can not stand, do not know who, no way. just the conductor are asking: coincides with the - read the top two birds with!
9, learning in the special case lost bicycles serious car blink no, but sometimes luck is good, the bike every few days and lost will emerge. day, with a new dormitory to buy a small quiet variable-speed car, showing off her sleeping, said:
not a few days, thief really has come back to the car, very happy little quiet, but she worried that car was once again Lock had a real prison, returned to the thief posted a note: see how you see how you ride!
10, there are three small tadpoles, they go to a restaurant to eat ... and so on for a while, on the first dish is fried ... ..
three small frog tadpoles spontaneously began to sing: I do not want I do not want to grow up ...
11, one day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei Cao Cao of the three of them said, to each of you, like fruits and fruit trees in the election out. After a child, Zhang Fei had brought Apple out, Cao said that if they can bring their own fruit into the bottom inside, put them on, try for a while Zhang Fei , failed, then killed. After a child, Guan Yu took out three grapes, Cao Cao also said the same thing, Guan Yu began when stuffed ... stuffed third satellite, Guan Yu suddenly Puchi smile , the results folder rotten grapes, but also killed. the government under the ground, the Yama asked Guan Yu: Do not laugh it will not die, Days jealous roots! I stuffed the third planet, I suddenly saw the brother holding a durian Liu out ...point a lot to eat, and then sat down next to me. sit down, the girl began to hard Mengchi, seems hungry for several days the way, while boys one by one to chewing fries, if any mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, forward scrape together scrape together, asked earnestly: looked at with a poor boy, whispered: certainly not to pursue the chase to catch .... doom !!!!
13, school has always been restless, big moment for the first time on learning, even sitting in the classroom depressed, then went to the hallway smoking .
not just point the smoke for a while, come to a PL girl, asked Gua Ren, a class ah? how, do you depressed?
She said: ah, we are a new class ran out of study hall, I come to find him.
even smiled, it seems there are still unable to sit still , you find him Gansha, you're not his mother!
MM: no way, ah, I was his teacher!
even when they covered ...
a minute later, Biechu sentence: teacher , you look really young and ...
father is glass workers, have the habit of wearing work gloves.
one day Xiaye Ban, his taxi ride home when the car through a small suburb woods, the gust of chill wind. my father felt a bit cold, the glove from his pocket and put the driver in the rearview mirror to see, and cautiously asked: In the local people for a business trip into a private hotel.
dinner the night when the edge of a middle-aged to see Caidie few stains, is not assured.
He asked hoteliers: does not look clean, ah. br> parting, and when taken the middle door, the dog reluctant to catch up, keep tightly wrapped his left.
hotelier saw, walked patted the dog's head, light Light said: He *, and I just coax her clothes stripped, you put her down to play...
support only a parrot hanging in the hotel entrance, a guest to say: ! listen to children, said: He * is! would like to kill me? not so easy!!
end of the performance, leadership came to power grab beautiful Mongolian actress does not let go the hand of greetings, but also a Jin asked, What is your name? actress said excitedly: Malegebi
points higher to see a farther; water clear there are no fish, people are cheap invincible! go its own way to let others go a taxi. wearing someone else's shoes, so go find someone else.
What is depressed? is three people to play an assault,Soldes Abercrombie Fitch, the group of Ma people to hug, and stole a wallet people, people with a slip of his wife, the family also got left porridge a rancid smell, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, also out of the ambulance to the hospital ditch!
moon cake fell in love with bread in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. moon cake sad: (Hong Kong chamber) This is for what? bread: my wife that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai .
one day the hen flew up into the roof of the main popular angrily said, The man said: him, gave him beauty. French finally said: You put them Dunong come back. brother, not his magic strength, we can only meet each of you two wishes. it. , but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve. He said: mattresses., 2, 3 ... 100 kick, the Japanese got up, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-creation capabilities boast about it, and would like to sit while watching the Chinese people good show the Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: ; wish: Thank you! ! !
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